I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD. -Homer Simpson
I don't know the scientific explanation, but BUTTER MADE IT GOOD. -Michael Nimeroff
You know, Hobbes, sometimes even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. -Calvin
A woman is a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke! -Rudyard Kipling
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first! -Ernestine Ulmer
Win if you can; Lose if you must; But always cheat! -Anonymous
To be the man, you gotta beat the man! -Ric Flair
If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss, and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth, is everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son. -Rudyard Kipling as told by Grandpa Simpson
Someday, you're gonna have to walk that aisle! -Ric Flair
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. -Clarence Darrow
You know you're too drunk when you need to lay down, and hold on to the Earth to keep from falling off. -Robert Simon Rosenthal (granddad)
It's a terrible thing to lose one's mind, but what's worst is to not have a mind at all. -Dan Quayle (a male bimbo, maybe the stupidest man on the planet)
"Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!" "Oh, now who's being naive?" -Marge and Homer Simpson